furiousfragileandfree

queen-shiba:

A puppy’s three great loves: tennis balls, the swiffer, and cheese.

helicockters

pavelchekovbodypillow:

puckster87:

Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?”

And when they tell you the town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut. They’re pre-warp…”

good lord